Today I decided to play the lottery.

Let’s see, 10 tickets, times $2, = $20. That’s it?

Ticket #1: D’oh, this is so rigged.
Ticket #2: Woo-hoo, I just won $10. Maybe I’m not such an idiot!
Ticket #3: D’oh.
Ticket #4: D’oh.
Ticket #5: D’oh.
Ticket #6: D’oh.
Ticket #7: D’oh.
Ticket #8: D’oh.
Ticket #9: Woo-hoo, $5.
Ticket #10: Woo-hoo, $5.

OH THE IRONY! Well, I guess I can afford to go buy more. Be right back.

Ticket #11: D’oh.
Ticket #12: D’oh.
Ticket #13: Woo-hoo, $4.
Ticket #14: D’oh.
Ticket #15: D’oh. This sucks!
Ticket #16-20: D’oh.

Well that sucked!