So, I went back to the bank today with the gigantic jar of change that I have (even though it's only about 1/6th of the way full) and I was immediately turned away and given a set of coin rolling wrappers. Damn it. Coinstar is looking pretty good right about now!
So, I go back home, get this “change sorter” thing that I've like barely used ever, and start pouring the jar into this little machine. After fighting with it jamming for like 20 minutes, I had finally rolled all of my coins into, well, rolls! Word. — The total ended up being $46.50 in the end… not bad!
Of course, the damn bank that I'd already been to closed at 4PM, so I had to bomb over to Stop & Shop and go to the one there. Finally, the jar's empty!
UPDATE: The jar is no longer empty. It has 2 quarters, 4 dimes, and a nickel in it. (and some pennies) 😅